My question to @rickygervais You wake up one morning and notice that you have got an extra arm (and hand of course) added on your body during the night. If you could choose, where on your body would you place it and why? Would you be happy or upset? #rickysbollocks
@rickygervais I loved tonight's #rickysbollocks I'm in Madrid atm and trying to help animal charities here. I'm trying to adopt from a colony, as I've done before in Andalucía. Any suggestions? I'm thinking about a paintball gun with red paint for the f*cking Toreros, any advice?
☘️🐾👏Restless night @rickygervais sang opening to #ColinCovidTheMusical before revealing his main embaressement would be falling - 'I've fallen on my back coming in the gate,' but made distinction he was not of the age to yet be 'having a fall.' #RickysBollocks aging well. Ta!
@LeopoldLoveday @rickygervais That’s a good question. Cooper would like to know about that too. However the heat must be turned on before he ventures out any further.
We are are waiting for #rickysbollocks coffee in hand, and one chihuahua , 10 am PST . Cheers!
@rickygervais #rickysbollocks #TalkingBollocks I'm Tray -( Susie Hope fur angel )you have the best fans in the world !❤ so many have reached out to me in hospital and I'm beyond grateful..any chance of a thank you to them all at 6pm ?🙏🏼❤kindness is magical
@rickygervais #rickysbollocks #TalkingBollocksnot just a huge heartfelt thank you 🙏🏼 while having tests Drs have allowed your re runs of Twitter broadcasts to be played loud..helped and getting me through. Drs have a laugh also.they are fans..cu at 6pm🙏🏼🐾❤
@rickygervais #rickysbollocks I asked my cat Feebie for this, so it's stupid but brilliant.
You are restricted to speaking only 5 words for the next 5 years, what would they be? If you try to speak other words it comes out as a meow which cats will understand.
@rickygervais #rickysbollocks If you had children, what would be the best philosophical lesson you would teach them?
PS- I do enjoy the show. It's at 4am in Australia and helps with my Insomnia... in a good way! I get to have a listen, have a laugh & then go to sleep happy🤩
Hi @rickygervais #rickysbollocks #talkingbollocks 🐾
A lot of the time, you can just laugh things off rather than get embarrassed, but what is one thing that would really embarrass you if it were to happen in public? It’s emerging from the vets in a cone of shame for me... 🤦🏻♀️
Instead of asking a question for #RickysBollocks today, I’d like to say #ThankYouSirRicky @rickygervais!
Your bollocks help us adjust to this mad world.
Here’s a tribute performed by Rupert @WeatherDog3 and The Ballsacks @meowitsjoey @jim73194352 @Kermit_fat_cat @bella_beddywhip.
Good news, @rickygervais: you don’t have a gumboil. Bad news is: it’s your long lost parasitic twin Rocky, who’s awakened inside your mouth. Seperating you is too risky and Rocky now wants to pursue his dream of becoming a gynaecologist. What do you do ? #rickysbollocks
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