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BobFJr

Bob Forsythe Jr.

Dad, granddad, dog-dad, singer of now more than 1700 different songs at karaoke lol #VOTE

Cleveland

Joined on 21 September, 2008

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Garth Brooks sings "Amazing Grace" and Obama is all "Joe you know it went viral when _I_ sang this Wtf why you do this with garth when I'm RIGHT HERE not cool man"

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Replying to @90sWWE: Where Macho Man used to get his tires

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In his Joint Base Andrews speech trump used a nonsensical 2-word phrase about his expectations for virus numbers that is a pretty spot-on summary of the end of his term in office:

"skyrocket downward"

'SKY' is IN THE WORD
You don't apply that to _DOWN_

#TrumpSkyrocketDownward

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Where Macho Man used to get his tires

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watching new #MrMayor. Andie Macdowell is @ town hall & says she & citizens of Brentwood (being rich/special) shouldnt have trash because "the taxes that we pay! We dont deserve this!"

If Id seen last nite I wouldnt have known to then say "Holy shit! She's pulling a Barkley!" :)

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3-...doing bad shit has gotten SO normalized, that now if he were to do it, and they had to decide AFTER the fact, every Republican would just rubber-stamp it right thru. So stupid. 3/3

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2-Seems like ANY other time in history, if someone had said to congress "we should decide if a president who is potentially going to be found guilty of a crime can pre-pardon himself" I feel like ALL sides would have said "WTF? Of course not, Ok let's write that down." But...

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1-All the talking heads say they don't know whether a president can pre-pardon himself "because it's never been done before." wait WHAT? So just because something has never been done, one guy can just decide it's okay to do? I don't see why that's OK--

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Replying to @ginnyhogan_: $10 says Don Jr thinks “1984” is the publication year and has spent the weekend trying to figure out the title

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Replying to @FullFrontalSamB: Give them $600, that should be more than enough

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$10 says Don Jr thinks “1984” is the publication year and has spent the weekend trying to figure out the title

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Replying to @DecoherenceWave: Giuliani already setting up for the big press conference at the Alamo.

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Quoted @JenniferJJacobs

LATEST: Trump, confident VP and cabinet won’t attempt to remove him under 25th Amendment, is planning defiant final days in office—more pardons, trip to Alamo, possible action on Big Tech companies.

Story by @MarioDParker @josh_wingrove and me

Giuliani already setting up for the big press conference at the Alamo.

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Give them $600, that should be more than enough

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Seems like WAY too highbrow an idea for him to come up with, but he also is more self-protective than any other trait he has 🤷‍♂️

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Quoted @tmorello

The best tweet of the year just under the wire :)

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Quoted @spongbob_facts

SPONGEBOB FACT: If you start watching Band Geeks at exactly 11:50:15 PM on December 31st, then Sweet Victory will begin to play exactly at midnight. This will ensure you go into 2020 feeling on top of the world. You can thank me later, SpongeBob fans

It has been pointed out that people obviously didn't do this last year, so please don't miss this chance again, let's start 2021 on the ultimate possible course ;)

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"Where do you get toner for your butt printer?" was the line in episode 3 where I realized it took me WAY to long to get to be able to see this series :) #DoomPatrol

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Bruce loves when we watch #PrimeVideo #Sweepstakes

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How Bad Is Your Spotify?

This is pretty great, try it. I’ll post a pic of my result in the comments

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If your cat can’t decide whether to be Santa Claus or Elton John

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Quoted @Newsweek

Trump lashes out at bookies for predicting 97% chance he'd win election

A president who puts more faith in bookIES than BOOKS oy 😕

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