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John Ganz

"the rachel dolezal of the italians" / freelance writer available for work

Brooklyn, NY

Joined on 25 August, 2015

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there are lies you can be excused for believing and there are lies you are implicated for believing

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question of accuracy aside, what obama said could be found in any ross douthat column

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Quoted @jaketapper

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

— Jean-Paul Sartre

i guess thats it for dril jokes

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i dont really believe that drinking poll shit

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i see what he's going for...

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truly, an Age of Cringe; we cringe now in fear, now in embarrassment

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hmm sounds slightly familiar

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everyone's like "read this huge piece in the new left review" and im like "no it's too boring"

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American history has a lot of "haha that wasn't real let's ignore and forget about it" moments

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Quoted @LorenzLuthi

November 25 – 1961: A month after the Cuban Missile Crisis, Khrushchev sends birthday greetings to Pope John XXIII, who mediated during the crisis. The Pontiff drily comments on the message: “Better than a slap in the face, isn’t it?” (Luthi, Cold Wars, ch. 19)

if you recreated this pin you could make a fortune selling it to people on here

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yeah you know the tire guy being on the cover is sort of a giveaway

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Quoted @CBSNews

A team of public safety officers discovered a mysterious monolith in a remote part of Utah – and said they have no idea who put it there

in ancient times hundreds of years before the dawn of history lived a strange race of people the druids no one knows who they were or what they were doing

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he’s right about making your bed tho

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Quoted @ByYourLogic

my dad believed that the atomic bomb was a hoax too. older people had more interesting crank opinions than people of my generation and schools should be teaching them

i once came up with this idea in the shower and then i googled and it turned out other people also thought this too

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i think the book jordan peterson owes the world is how he totally lost it

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who just me evidently

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Quoted @ggreenwald

Several employees of Penguin Random House Canada cried when they learned that the publishing house would be publishing Jordan Peterson's new book.

let’s talk about the real issue here which is penguin random house not publishing my book who’s gonna shed tears about that

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every time i see a party in a movie now i’m like “that looks pretty fun”

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once upon a time in hollywood is kinda like shampoo with violence

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